February 2012
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Why am I nervous about this omg shoot me
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Mistakes were made last night
More shall be made tonight, especially since I shall be stone-cold sober and that’s when I make the majority of my bad decisions
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Okay like, that song “It’s Raining Men” is actually really really terrifying. Seriously.
It’s rainin’ men
HALLELUJAH
It’s rainin’ men
AMEN
Mother of God, run for cover, there are people falling from the sky. And what happens if they’re not even attractive men. Then you’re just left with a bunch of guys laying dead on the ground because...
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learningthroughosmosis:
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Reblogging because relevance
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Working an SAI bake sale for JazzFest
How am I awake
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“Are you sure you guys don’t like each other?”
– STAHP.
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Wearing cat ears and a black bra and skirt doesn’t make that a cat costume
Just stop
No
Stop it
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How does one be “normal”.
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Why.
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Becca: *pokes cookie dough tube in my face* PENIS.
Me: ASSHOLE.
Both: ....
Both: OH AHAHAHAHA
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annikafagface:
things i am not doing tonight: socializing or having fun
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Yeah not gonna lie
Super excited for this weekend
SO MANY FEELS
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The finance chair of my MIT class is freaking out about getting our bake sale supplies to her by tomorrow morning in time for JazzFest
Literally like the 3rd or 4th reminder I’ve gotten from her about it in the past week
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Oh god
my roommate just asked me how to dress “nerdy” for our sorority’s date party tomorrow night
and then we went through her closet and picked out an outfit, so of course she wanted to see what I’m going to wear. And then I had to explain that Pokemon is considered nerdy around here, so wearing my Pokemon shirt is completely acceptable
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When people tell me they don’t like classical music because “it’s boring”, I die a little inside.
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Ugh I’m starving but I’m waiting for people to get out of class so I can either make food or go to the dining hall
Wait
One of the SAs from upstairs gave me a Cadbury chocolate egg yesterday
Am I skinny yet
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showing my friend a band
me: do you like this song
friend: it hasn't even-
me: oh wow it's starting ugh this chord is my favorite
me: LISTEN TO HOW HE SINGS THAT LISTEN GOD HE IS SO TALENTED AND PERFECT
me: AND THINK OF HOW MUCH THOUGHT HAS BEEN PUT INTO THESE LYRICS
me: THERE ARE SOULS GROUND INTO THIS SONG
me: I FEEL TEARS COMING ON
me: HOW CAN SUCH TALENTED BEING EXIST ON THIS PLANET
me: I'M GOING TO CRY BECAUSE PERFECTION
friend: we're thirty seconds into this song
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As much as I love the whole “community” aspect of the dorm I live in, some people in my hallway are really fucking annoying.
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No.
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I still need to shower but it’s 1 am and I’m tired and I have an 8:30 class
Guess I’m getting up at 7 am tomorrow so I have time to get ready.
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joshishollywood:
I am my OTP
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SAI meeting bloggin’…..
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"If masturbation is a pleasure sweeter than honey,...
…one wonders if blood, in the context of this painting, might not stand for sexual intercourse (and the fear of it), the statement ‘honey is sweeter than blood’ thereby being equivalent to ‘masturbation is sweeter than fucking’.”
I CAN’T PUT THIS IN A PAPER OKAY.
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This is all about either pooping or masturbation
Dalí, I can’t turn in a paper about that
Stop it right now
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Wtf why were all the hispanic artists and poets and whatnot absolutely completely batshit crazy
Like
Dalí wtf
why are you obsessed with poop
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This week has gone from pretty bad to absolutely terrible:
Rough draft of a Spanish paper that I haven’t finished is due this afternoon
Retesting for Aural Skills is this morning and I can’t hear any of the chords so I’m bound to fail
2 SAI quizzes tonight (because I failed last week’s and I have to retake it) and I haven’t gotten the answer key for the new study...
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Spongebob is a wonderfully relevant show.
Always.
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
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I understand that you have that whole badass image to keep up, but relentlessly picking on me all the fucking time isn’t funny anymore. You used to be pretty cool, now you’re starting to just be an asswipe. And I know you’re not really like that.
Oh and the whole “dirty Mexican” thing is getting old too.
mmousecircus:
BRB MOVING INTO A PLASTIC BUBBLE AND LIVING THERE FOREVER
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Why are all my inanimate objects gay.
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Welp.
1/2 a page down, at least 2 more to go.
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My body requires food.
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samelissa replied to your post: I have to write a 2 to 3 page rough draft of a…
Salvador Dali
Yes.
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Can I become a street performer yet or
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I have to write a 2 to 3 page rough draft of a paper about Salvador Dalí—my all-time favorite artist bee tee dubz, but that’s not important here—by 1:30 pm tomorrow afternoon.
In Spanish.
And there are no online sources offered by my university, so I had to go to the library and check out 3 huge books because the paper requires 2 sources.
I will kill this class even...
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The guy who swiped my ID when I bought coffee at the SUB a few minutes called me “kiddo” when I walked up to the register.
I can’t.
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HAPPY ASH WEDNESDAY.
samelissa: