January 2012
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Are people really so lazy that they have to write NYE instead of “New Year’s Eve” or just “New Year’s”?
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My dash is exploding with "2012!!!!!!!! HAPPY NEW...
But I’m just sitting here, looking at my laptop’s clock
and thinking, “Fuck yeah, I’m from the past, bitches.”
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HOLY JESUS MCSHIT NUGGETS
New Year’s is kind of an unimportant holiday to me (I mean, it IS important, but it’s not as big a deal to me as Christmas or Thanksgiving), but I do enjoy the festivities that surround it.
That being said, I’m already a naturally tightly wound and high strung person, so popping open a bottle of champagne in the living room while I’m listening to music and completely zoned...
new year's resolution
youngstero:
become sexually attracted to my computer
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I have Mexican candy.
Everything is tamarindo and fruit and chile and nothing hurts.
#DIVERSITY
December 2011
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Anonymous asked: how are you celebrating new years?
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I don't usually make New Year's Resolutions...
But I guess I could stand to make a few this year:
Get in shape/lose a few pounds…mostly get toned and stuff.
Eat better, but I doubt it’ll happen easily at the dining hall in my dorm ugh
Make straight A’s
Do less stupid stuff in general (BUT BEING STUPID IS SO FUN)
Don’t die
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vondell-swain:
i wanna be a fashion model but i don’t care at all about being a fashion model all i care about is having a bunch of good pictures of me
that’s all i would be in it for
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Why are there boogers on my arm.
I don’t remember this happening.
Jesus, this is what I get for sleeping over at people’s houses, I knew there was a reason my mom didn’t like to let me do it.
planet-who:
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
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“The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite.”
– William Shakespeare
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Me: y u leave le skype?
Sami: To pick your ass up.
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“Are you guys going to party like it’s 1599? If you do, don’t do...”
– My dad
executing:
continues using missing e as an act of rebellion
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Going out with friends today, didn’t bother to put on makeup
But I showered so there’s an upside to this
Shower: 1 Ava: 0
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“I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.”
– Thom Yorke (via shittyweekend)
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danceswithlesbians replied to your chat: My aunt: Ava, are you a flirt? Me: Uh my friends…
sup
danceswithlesbians replied to your photo: On tonight’s episode of “To Catch a Predator”…
sup
danceswithlesbians replied to your photo
sup
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If I ever got the chance to hang out with any of my Tumblr friends in real life, I’m pretty sure I’d pee my pants and then the world would implode or something.
Evidence:
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My aunt: Ava, are you a flirt?
Me: Uh my friends say I am but I don't know how...
My aunt: No, no, no it's ok to be flirty, just don't play people. Players are bad.
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Things I have stuffed in my mouth in the past 2...
Edamame
Hamachi carpaccio
Seaweed
Salmon rolls
Chilean bass
Spicy tuna roll with avocado, escolar, and fish eggs
Fried ice cream
And I still want to make kettle corn.
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Today was magical and all things sparkly and...
Mani/pedi at a super nice spa place thing with my aunt, bitches
My nails are deep purple and my skin is so soft it’s like Cupid himself rubbed some of his love sauce all over me…bitches
Anyways
Guys.
I bought boots.
And they’re BEAUTIFUL.
Shopping at Target and therefore free clothes from my aunt omg so wonderful
Hand me down clothes from my aunt too
But I...
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hippoplatypus:
I wonder if I could be paid to be a living example to people of what not to do in romantic or intimate situations.
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Remember when I was complaining about only having...
Yeah, she came and got me 5 minutes after I posted that, right as I was about to jump in the shower.
Shower: 0 Ava: 1 4
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Anonymous asked: You try too hard..
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Still have not showered or gotten dressed and I have to leave in an hour and a half
#hygiene
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WHY.
WHY AM I AWAKE I HATE THE WORLD AND I NEED TO SHOWER UGH WTF KILL EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD
But I’m getting my nails done with my aunt today, which is something I haven’t done since like, 10th grade, and she’s taking me somewhere nice so I’m excited for that.
But it means I have to look halfway decent for the second day in a row.
I can’t handle this.
fone-home asked: anon has obviously not smoked hookah in all it's glory
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Ugh.
Why do I have like 5,000 chins in all these pictures dear god
Slash I’m a fail in general.
Anonymous asked: omg please take your own advice and 'stahp' :[ smokinngg that's disgusting
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Jizzing over these smoke photos omg make me stop
I’d put them on Facebook, but then everyone would think I’m a stoner or something
I mean, they probably already do just by looking at my music choices, but not let them get even deeper
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Sometimes when I’m editing photos, I can’t tell my freckles apart from zits.
Flawless.
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I need to make a compilation of all the faces I’ve ever made in photos.
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WAIT ARE WE ACTUALLY TALKING
WHAT IS THIS
buttsandviolins asked: I think you have a problem and a slight obsession with these smoke pictures. And I completely support it.